Eating turkey with left hand, typing with right hand, typing this. This post will be typed with one hand until I finish eating. I’m still eating.
I couldn’t sleep so I got up and now I’m eating turkey (sliced organic turkey from plastic package from Whole Foods). I’ve been hoarding these. I’ve been to Whole Foods three times so far. It’s a 16-minute walk away.
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